The "Real Convseration" which Followed that Will Ho Did Not Want You All to See (courtesy of Raymond for providing the full details)
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The following conversation happened between 12am and 1am somewhere in New Orleans:
*******As we walked to her car*********
W (Will Ho): You know, you talk really quickly.
A: It must be my Californianism coming out.........................
*******We got into the car************
W: You know, I'm staying by myself in New Orleans
A: Oh really? That sounds rather nice. Is your house big?
W: Um ... it's alright. Just perfect for two ... but too big for one. Why don't you come over, I can show you some pictures of my friends (talking at a furious speed now) and maybe we can get a night cap together...
A: Yeah, I like that. You like Johnny Walker ... I ALWAYS have a sip before I go to sleep
W: (Eyebrows raised ... but secretly smiling inside) Well ... guess what .. SO DO I. I'm a big fan of Johnny .. he's an ole mate of mine
******Car approaching driveway*********
W: Why don't you come on in .. I'll pour you a glass
A: Sure thing. Would you be a gentleman and open my door for me.
W: (Face totally RED now) yeah I'm quite the gentleman myself ... you see I learn all my tricks from my good friend from Melbourne. His name is Raymond
A: Well .. Raymond must be quite something himself
W: Oh hahahaha ... nah .. have you heard of this Chinese saying "«C¥X©óÂŦӳөóÂÅ"
A: You little devil... and you said you know little Cantonese!!! Well... you seem very smart yourself. Actually, I'm a little cold myself. It's getting rather late.
W: (Grins) why don't I take off my sweater? It's cashmere by Burberry.
A: WOW... you have Burberry cashmere. (Grab onto my hand) let's go inside .. we don't have a MOMENT to lose
**********Inside the sitting room*************
A: You're so skinny .... are you sure you don't want your sweater back?
W: Nah, don't worry about it. I swim ALL the time back in Mel-BORN ... I'm quite the champion swimmer you know... 20 laps non-stop!!!
A: You are so multi-talented. You're smart, you're witty, you're SO gentlemanly. Oh Willy, if only I met you earlier.
W: What do you mean? I mean, you're having fun right ... finish off your drink, I'll pour you more
A: But I have a confession to make .... I have a boyfriend already
W: (Devastated) oh really ... but the important thing is .. he's not here tonight is he? Let me read you a poem. It's titled 'To my coy mistress' by Andrew Marvell. He's my favorite (secretly THANKING Raymond for introducing myself to 17th century poetry)
(cough .. then in a seductive voice):
Had we but world enough, and time, This coyness, lady, were no crime. We would sit down and think which way To walk, and pass our long love's day; Thou by the Indian Ganges' side Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide Of Humber would complain. I would Love you ten years before the Flood; And you should, if you please, refuse Till the conversion of the Jews. My vegetable love should grow Vaster than empires, and more slow. An hundred years should go to praise Thine eyes, and on thy forehead gaze; Two hundred to adore each breast, But thirty thousand to the rest; An age at least to every part, And the last age should show your heart. For, lady, you deserve this state, Nor would I love at lower rate.
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near; And yonder all before us lie Deserts of vast eternity. Thy beauty shall no more be found, Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound My echoing song; then worms shall try That long preserv'd virginity, And your quaint honour turn to dust, And into ashes all my lust. The grave's a fine and private place, But none I think do there embrace.
Now therefore, while the youthful hue Sits on thy skin like morning dew, And while thy willing soul transpires At every pore with instant fires, Now let us sport us while we may; And now, like am'rous birds of prey, Rather at once our time devour, Than languish in his slow-chapp'd power. Let us roll all our strength, and all Our sweetness, up into one ball; And tear our pleasures with rough strife Thorough the iron gates of life. Thus, though we cannot make our sun Stand still, yet we will make him run.
A: Oh that is SO sweet. You're so WELL-READ. Come, you're in luck tonight.
W (Palm getting all sweaty now) hehehe .. yeah ...
******TO BE CONTINUED*********
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